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trying. You'll have fun reading. True, there's a hell of a lot of suck represented within, but Lemurvision's been known to turn up
some buried gems in books, film, and music. Mostly suck, though. That's okay, those are the funniest reviews. (Remember, life is
like a box of chocolates. By the time you get to it, all the nutty peanut butter cups are gone and you're left with chocolate covered
lumps of unidentifiable spooge).
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The Minister is back from his 8-week missionary trip in the godless wilds
of Craigslist.  And he's got something to day, but don't get too close - at
least not until the penicillin kicks in.
This just in!  A sneak peek at the Lemur's new swimsuit calendar!  We'll
give you one hint:  melvins to the max!
Entertainment Earth
It's not as sharp as Casino Royale, but it's got the
best Bond since Connery and it's still one hell of a
picture. Today in Movies, we present the
eminently diggable Quantum of Solace.
Less like a riot and more
like a sullen refusal to do
their homework...

Paramore - Riot
Counter
Despair, mayhem, and some really good reflections on
spirituality. Today's book is chock fulla all that, plus it's
got a really zany cop in it. It's Desperation by Stephen
King.
Bow down to your robotic corporate overlords,
primates. Today we present the fourth studio
manifesto by lauded de-evolution theorists, Devo.
That's right, kids, it's New Traditionalists. Now go
out there, mate, and spawn something.